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Oleg's avatar

Great story!

Adam Kozak's avatar

Thanks Oleg! Hope it made you laugh.

Abby S's avatar

I thought your depiction of the Viscount was a bit stereotyped, which let the piece down. That's all

Adam Kozak's avatar

Ah, I see. Well, there's always the next story.

Abby S's avatar

Yeah, but the Viscount?!

Adam Kozak's avatar

I don't follow. What about the Viscount?

Abby S's avatar

So I guess Scotland became independent then. Good news for patriotic Scots, like me. Or are you one of those (many) Americans who think England IS the UK? Satire only works if you get the facts right. Stereotyping never works at all, y'all.

Adam Kozak's avatar

Hey Abby, thanks for reading my story!

No, we Americans don't think England and the UK are the same. The UK split up (indeed with Scotland finally independent) in the story's imaginary future. Also since world politics centers on football and England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland compete as separate national football teams, I use England to refer just to England.